How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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