But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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