Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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