It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Randomize
