where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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