gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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