Just fell off a train. Bad.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I see more hoeing in ur future
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