community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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