I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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