i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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