VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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