All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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