yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
