If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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