i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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