Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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