I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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