There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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