My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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