Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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