So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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