i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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