did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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