I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
