i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
