Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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