i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
So many bounce houses so little time
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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