oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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