Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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