thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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