There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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