White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize