Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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