if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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