I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
