Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
