help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .