found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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