But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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