I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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