Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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