Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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