I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
