I feel great
I just peed on a car
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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