We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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