last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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