Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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