Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Randomize
