if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
