I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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