I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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