I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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