my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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