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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I cut my penus on the lid.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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