but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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